Seriously, everyone is so good . It also had a great soundtrack . My list of suspects is at the end, too. Let! SPOILER WARNING: Scream Queens plot details ahead. The show opens with a flashback to 1.
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A girl with blood all over her hands staggers through a party, and she takes her sorority sisters upstairs, where a girl in a pretty yellow dress has given birth in the tub. It’s an awkward party foul, and the girl is all, “Sorreeeee!” but her sisters don’t have time for this bathtub baby.
The sisters leave her to go dance to TLC’s “Waterfalls,” because it’s the ’9. Also because they are terrible friends. When they come back upstairs, the girl has bled to death, and her stricken friend is holding the newborn.
The tone, as director Ryan Murphy has said he’s aiming for, is very Heathers- style black comedy. And BOOM, there’s our origin story . Meet Chanel Oberlin: She’s horrible!
Emma Roberts plays a mean girl with a sharp but cruel sense of humor . She and her friends, which she addresses as fellow Chanels, all wear Chanel suits. Is that how it’s poppin’ off on campus these days? Popular girls dress like elderly ladies who lunch? Anyway, we get to hear Ariana Grande, aka Chanel No.
I have a colonic at 1. Chanel goes to meet with Dean Munsch. She’s played by Jamie Lee Curtis, who is horror royalty and the absolute best. This scene establishes both characters as the potential Red Devil: The Dean was recently promoted under suspicious circumstances (!), and she explains that one of the many reasons she hates sororities is how Chanel maybe tried to kill someone last year(!). We get a flashback in which former queen bee Melanie Dorkess humiliates Chanel, then gets spray- tanned with hydrochloric acid minutes later.
The dean is like “Sooo, since you definitely did that, meet your new advisor.”Gigi is played by the hilarious Nasim Pedrad, and she evidently has the same accident- induced amnesia that Andy Richter. It’s why she’s dressed in acid- washed denim, and says things like “I’m bursting like a piece of Freshen- Up!” THEORY ALERT: Is she the brunette girl in the flashback who’s found holding the newborn?
Next we meet Grace, our Final Girl . Like any good horror heroine, Grace has a dead mother who she remembers with a meaningful object: Her Kappa Kappa Tau pin. Her roommate is Zayday (Keke Palmer) and they become fast friends who bond over their out- of- the- picture moms. Grace convinces Zayday to pledge Kappa with her. We see the impossibly- shiny red devil through the trees, so we can rule Grace out (FOR NOW), but he vanishes as three girls in ghostly dresses walk by. The Kappa Tau sisters prepare to meet all the randos they’re being forced to pledge by the Dean and Gigi.
They’re disposable caricatures, mostly: “Neckbrace,” “Predatory Lez,” and “Deaf Taylor Swift.” Did I mention this show has an uh, acerbic wit? Fox. Chanel. Chad dumps Chanel because her popularity is slipping: . Bean go to get coffee, where we meet barista Pete (Diego Boneta) who hates Chanel’s rude, racist guts. Then he meets Grace, who is a(n almost unrealistically flawless) treasure, and they flirt.
She’s like “I want to be in Kappa!” and he’s like “Do NOT do that, I’m warning you!” Red (Devil) flag! Later that night, the Chanels show Chanel an evil Chanel- shrine that Ms. Bean allegedly made (she likely didn. Chanel proceeds to shove Ms. Bean’s face into a deep fat fryer, which Chanel thought.
All of the pledges see what happens, but Chanel’s like “NO COPS, you guys, hahaha!” and everyone is weirdly fine with this. They hid the body. Fox. Jamie Lee Curtis is smoking a doob while she talks about marching with Gloria Steinem in the 6. The camera pans over, and we see Chanel’s ex Chad! She’s blackmailing him or something, but he says he.
He leaves, and then she weirdly talks to herself in the mirror. Another red (devil) flag. Pete is an investigative reporter for the paper, so Grace tells him about Ms. Bean’s murder (already? They and Chanel and Chad all discover that the housekeeper’s body is gone. Freaky Chad is disappointed. Next, the Chanels wear red hooded robes as they burn candles for a blood oath, like ya do.
UH OH. Fox. Look: I, like many others, am sad that Ariana only made it to minute 4. But her death scene is one of the best moments of the episode, and funnier than every Scary Movie. The red devil stabs Chanel #2, after a hilarious text back and forth: . As Millennial- skewering satire goes, it. RIP, Ari. Chanel’s like “Seriously, no cops, guys,” AGAIN.
Grace and Zayday aren’t feeling the secretive, murder- y vibe in the house at all, and they want changes. Chanel tries to neutralize the situation with Grace over pumpkin spice lattes. It goes south quickly. Next, some sorority sisters are stuck in the ground, with only their chop- offable heads sticking out of the lawn. All of the girls start screaming when they hear the mower .
Body count: 3 so far. Hour two! The police and the media are at the crime scene, and the Dean’s in full badass mode.
The cop, the Dean and Gigi convince the sisters to stay in the house, because plot device. Like a Friends episode, Except you know, someone. Even Dexter is out there watching and thinking, . Lea Michele. The house gets a security guard (with no gun). She is useless, but hilarious. Grace makes out with Pete. Meanwhile, Grace.
He has some concerns about campus safety, given the murder at the house where his daughter hangs out, but the Dean. She finds all of the accouterments from the 1. The bathtub, the yellow dress, a CD with .
Chanel appears, and fills Grace in on the events of 2. Dean Munsch allegedly covered it up (with help from Ms.
He goes back to his extremely- plaid bedroom, where roommie Boone is waiting to comfort him with a snuggle. Chanel catches them, and then she and Chad dump each other roughly 5. He IMMEDIATELY finds a file titled . When Grace is in his room afterward, she finds the red devil costume in his closet. Chanel sees this as a good PR move, but Chanel #5 can. Shut it, Chanel #5. Gigi climbs into Grace.
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Dean Munsch lurks like a sketchball, watching them leave. Chanel screams upstairs at the Kappa Tau house, claiming the Red Devil was in her room but she fought him off. Chanel #5 suggests they charge upstairs to get him, and the guard yells at the girls for doing the horror movie thing, running toward the killer instead of in the opposite direction like a normal person. They go anyway, and find .
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The red devil rolls up, and Boone says . The security guard and Chad burst in to inform them of the two latest murders. See you next week! Songs: Bat For Lashes.